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[Intro:]
This is a public service announcement
This is another nonsensical lyrical creation
Do not take any of us seriously…
BITCH!
[Verse 1: T. Doggy Dog]
E-Dub, we're killing haters straight violently
When I was a kid I didn't take kindly
To the pedo from down the block holding his cock and some candy
Trying to lure some kids, that shit ended some families
Carvings in the wall going crazy and he
Can hardly take it, erase it, and he can't see
His mind’s numbing, he's dumbing, it's funny
This cocksuckin’ motherfuckers got it coming
I busted through his door, 556, and it's poppin’
Sulfuric burns, brass casings and they're dropping
He's screaming out, pleading out, bleeding out, stop it
I'm in my zone, bomber pilot in the cockpit
Captain of the ship, but it's time to dock it
Pull that pointy shit right out of my pocket
One poke two poke, three pokes, toss it
Looking right back I just totally lost it
Wake up in my bed tossing, turning, I’m sickly
Don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me?
[Verse 2: Matty Ice]
This old city, Perka-shitty
Percocet poppin’, crack, meth, and heroin addicts
Bunch a flunkin’ junkies stuck up in they mom’s attics
There goes Matt again, back to his old antics
I’m a first round draft pick in this rap shit, that’s happening
Yeah, and the cops cruise around harrassin’
‘Cause there’s no real criminals
I’ll bring it to you straight, no subliminals
So all you motherfuckers in this town
I’m out, no longer looking back
Like one-eighty degree visuals
Ruthless, like a rabid dog turn loose, leave you toothless
Ripping through these chains in the mic booth
Oh shit, make sure ya’ kids ain’t missing
I think that’s the sound of R. Kelly pissing
I’ma keep spitting until I’m locked up in prison
So ya’ better watch out who your dissing, G
Don’t you wanna grow up to be just like me?
[Verse 3: T. Doggy Dog]
Your bars is Bruno Mars
Short and not too hard
Acting like you got big cars and Audemars
You live your life like a cheater, wannabe Wiz Khalifa
If you would just shut up now, that’s what I would prefer
Give it up now, retreat, and admit defeat
Or I’ma hit you like a barrage from a naval fleet
It’s time for you to decide
Stand up and fight or go run and hide
[Verse 4: Matty Ice]
Yo, I'm so far ahead ya’ll ain't even tailgating
I’m thriving off of yo’ hatin’
For my next rhyme, ya’ll be waiting
Enchanted by my berating, now listen up
When I open my mouth and start to flow
People worship me just like a hero
Before I decimate you, in battles we dictate fate
The Eccentric White Boyz, the ones ya’ll love to hate
[Bridge:]
Mother, are you there?
This isn’t real
We’re only kidding about getting ourselves killed
So just chill
[Verse 5: T. Doggy Dog]
When I explode, I’m gonna’ break your nose
This ain’t no cryptic code, with that one stop, two shot, blow
and I’ma shoot my load, into yo’ thots and hoes
And I thought you’d know, it’s your time to go
Listen dawg, this ain’t yo’ rodeo
So here we go,
Matty Ice and T. Dog for sho’
[Verse 6: Matty Ice]
Yo, Satan ain’t get his hands on this sinner yet
But I heard em stalking, I can see his silhouette
He told me to sell my soul, I’ll be famous on the internet
Ya’ll can get your ass smoked like a cigarette
I like to listen to Drake, and stab myself with a bayonet
I’m a wicked vet who kills his pets
Sleeping through class, still end up with 97s
We’re still blowing up like 767 jet engines
Now meet the henchmen with ill-intent
To rip every tendon with vengeance
We’re serving up lethal injections
So pay attention and never question the legends
Oh and did I mention, E-Dub murders every session
You better pay attention, fake MCs feel the tension
[Outro:]
Eccentric White Boyz
Still on Volume 1…for now
It’s the realness
Bitches